Judge taken to the cleaners

If you are a 24/7 netizen, you must have already heard about Judge Pearson. In case you have a life or if you’ve been living under a stone, here’s the story:

Pearson is a judge who filed a lawsuit demanding over $60 million from his dry cleaners over a case of misplaced pants. According to Pearson, the dry cleaners had displayed a board “Satisfaction Guaranteed”. Pearson filed suit as the cleaners had failed to satisfy him. Unfortunately for Pearson, he’s now lost his suit and his pants!

The headline writers are going ga-ga reporting this story. Here are some:

Judge loses his pants, then his suit

Korean couple keep their pants

 $54 million pants suit does not have legs

and many more…